A classic burlesque balloon dance gone terribly awry. This darkly comic number was performed, by invitation, on The New Gong Show on Comedy Central in 2008, and although it was “gonged”, it did cause Adam Corolla of The Man Show to declare “I may never masturbate again”. Also performed at Spin Nightclub, The Belmont Burlesque Revue, Links Hall (Rustbelt Revival, curated by Holly Hughes and What Is Love?), Victory Gardens Theatre (presented by Vaudezilla), at The Majestic Theatre in Madison, WI, Salonathon at Beauty Bar, The Chopin (Madness in Miniature), Reggie’s Rock Club, and countless other shows and venues. Good for small- and large-sized venues, and as an humorous “antidote” in a burlesque line up. Duration: three minutes.

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